Brace yourselves. This might come as a shock to you.
But I, your momma/mother/mom/lady who birthed you, am not a cruise ship director, and this ain’t no cruise.
I’m not in charge of balloon animals, or puppet shows.
Our family motto is not “the happiest place on earth.”
I don’t do magic, I don’t work miracles.
This is not Make A Wish Foundation. Continue reading “I Am Not A Cruise Ship Director”